Good morning sunshine! How did you sleep? I'm hungry. No you're not. You've only just woken up. Go have a shower. Wash your hair, wash your soul. How do you feel now? I'm hungry. No you're not! Don't be stupid. You're not hungry; you're bored. Go paint your nails. A bright colour for a bright you. Yellow, or orange. There. You look lovely. How do you feel now? I'm still hungry. Well, maybe a little piece of something now. After all, it's passed lunch. You can have one piece of fruit. One small piece. An apple? Half an apple, maybe. There. Feeling better? Kind of. Of course you feel better. You've just substituted fatty foods for a piece of fruit. Healthy, natural, innocent, fresh and pure. All of that goodness into you. How do you feel? Better. Of course you feel better. You're looking better as well. So lovely and beautiful. Why don't you read a book now? Go outside and read the book. There. Feeling better? A bit better, yes but I'm kind of hungry though. Well that's okay. You're supposed to feel hungry. It's a good thing. It tells you that you're winning. My tummy hurts and I feel faint. I just want to eat something, please? You want to be thinner, don't you? You want that beautiful thigh gap? That perfect flat tummy, that gorgeous boyfriend who picks you up easily, those jealous friends who play with your hair and whispers how thin you've gotten? But that's fine, you go ahead and eat. You don't NEED to be thin to be happy. You're right. I'm disgusting. Here, have some fruit. Not that much! Quarter it. Eat slowly. 32 chews. Have some water. More. I don't care that you're not thirsty, I want you to drink some more. Don't you feel beautiful now?